Here are the nice things I’ve done for my baby that could also possibly kill her:

– Put a blanket on her when it was chilly outside while she was sleeping

– Bathed her

– Tightened the straps of her car seat

– Put sunblock on her

– Tied her sun hat under her chin when it was sunny outside

– Put up mesh bumpers around her crib so she wouldn’t get her arms or legs stuck in the slats

– Slept next to her when she was sick to comfort her

– Put her down for a nap

– Hired a babysitter for her from Facebook, upon whom I also checked references

– Put her down on some grass so she could experience nature