This conversation took place Sunday evening at 7 p.m. after a weekend at home:

Me: This was a productive weekend!

Nat: It was?

Me: Sure. I did all the laundry and put it all away.

Nat: I guess I did change a lightbulb.

Me: And I cut the kids’ fingernails.

Nat: You’re right. It was a productive weekend.

👏 You 👏 Have 👏 To 👏 Lower 👏 Your 👏 Expectations 👏 As 👏 To👏  What👏 Productivity  👏 Means 👏  As 👏 A 👏 Parent 👏

Btw: Did you know I have a newsletter? I do. It’s short and funny and has some recipe ideas as well as some links to interesting articles, etc. It’s like The Skimm but for busy, tired parents and women who don’t look a day over 35. I promise you’ll like it.

You can subscribe here. It comes out every Friday.