Hello. It’s me. Dorothy. I need to write something because it’s been awhile since I’ve last written but I am SO TIRED all I want to do is go to bed. But if I put off writing because I’m tired, I’ll never write because I’m Always. Tired. We went to DC this weekend for my…
May 5th was my son’s 5th birthday and what would have been my father’s 81st.
You have to go to a salon, duh.
Sometimes I wonder what it is to be a good mother. And I think, “The ability to pick things up off the floor and make food on demand.”
The past two weeks when I’ve realized Valentine’s Day is coming up, I’ve thought, “Ugh. Valentine’s Day.”
Our dog is getting old.
Here is why I marched.
There are many rules to being a parent. This is one of them.
Health and freedom?! Totally overrated (no they aren’t. They really, really definitely are not).
We should have known, ladies. We should have known.
We are flying to Portland soon with the kids. So, Nat and I currently have our fingers crossed that the kids will get sick IMMEDIATELY. Because we’re overdue. And if they get sick now, they probably won’t get sick when we are there. This is the sick logic parents use; it’s very unhealthy. But this…
While I write this, I’m currently chatting with friends on Facebook about what their favorite part of the 2016 election was. Was it when Jeb Bush implored the audience to “please clap?” Was it when we learned that Ben Carson believed aliens built the Great Pyramids? Ken Bone? Tiffany Trump? For me, social media was…