I’ve reached the point of no return in my Suburban Mom Journey.
I love you, cans of fluid that I can drink.
LET. ME. AT. THEM.
There is always a niggling voice in the back of my head, asking: “Is this worth it?”
Walk away from the Cowboy Hat …
I’m so over applying sunblock.
Don’t click through unless you want to see photos of teeth.
All by myself….
What is more expensive than having a child? Taking said child to the ER, of course!
Anxiety is the thing with … no feathers.
Welp, kids, it was a good run.
You, too, can look super profesh by writing on the back of various condolence cards!