Category: Essays

How I learned to love LuLaRoe

I’ve reached the point of no return in my Suburban Mom Journey.

#TeamCanForLife

I love you, cans of fluid that I can drink.

Unsung heroes: Old ladies in the grocery store

LET. ME. AT. THEM.

Let’s stay indoors forever, shall we?

There is always a niggling voice in the back of my head, asking: “Is this worth it?”

You don’t have to dress up your kids for camp and other parental ‘Learning Experiences’

Walk away from the Cowboy Hat …

Summer is killing me

I’m so over applying sunblock.

Who wants whiter teeth? (Me! Me! Me!)

Don’t click through unless you want to see photos of teeth.

Alone

All by myself….

Should you take your child to the ER with a 105 fever? Y / N?

What is more expensive than having a child? Taking said child to the ER, of course!

On anxiety

Anxiety is the thing with … no feathers.

Things I was looking forward to this summer with my kids but now I’m not because of CERTAIN DEATH

Welp, kids, it was a good run.

Work notes on condolence cards

You, too, can look super profesh by writing on the back of various condolence cards!