Nat and I threw a baby shower today for our friend Jessie and her husband Marco. (Apparently, as this is their third, it should be known as a “baby sprinkle.” I did not know this was a real term? How am I even a real woman?) Baby showers (sprinkles?) aren’t really my thing, but…
Tag: babies
Don’t call my daughter ‘Big’
Not a day goes by that my baby daughter doesn’t hear how “big” she is from strangers. Cut it out.
The fear of infertility (even after you’ve had your babies)
Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty I am free at last.
That time I stabbed my shower curtain with a sword
THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR A CLOSED SHOWER CURTAIN IS THAT THERE IS PROBABLY A ROBBER BEHIND IT!!!!!!!!
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