mother – The Tankini Files

Diary, Aug. 4: The tiny shirt edition

Husbands be putting babies into too-tiny t-shirts.

To call it a “vacation”? That’s a stretch. Maybe we should call it “total family immersion in a new setting.”

I guess I have a habit of not really thinking too far ahead of things. But I just couldn’t picture the human being inside me.

“WHERE IS MY BABY? WHERE IS JACKSON?!” She yelled.

At this point (four and a half months out), is the baby still to blame? Probably not.