Am I a parent, or an abused 1950’s housewife?
Tag: Parenting
Should I have a third child?
The other night, I was reading this depressing article which basically compared a woman to an autumnal gourd. “There’s no one age where a woman turns into a pumpkin,” the fertility doctor says in the piece. And then goes on to explain there are slight declines in fertility after the age of 35, followed by…
A morning mothering mantra
I read this article the other day about attachment parenting (if there’s one thing I like to do, it’s read articles about how my current actions are going to fuck up my kids later in life). This article was long (and kind of boring, tbh) but it made me reflect on my own mothering. Here…
#TeamCanForLife
I love you, cans of fluid that I can drink.
Unsung heroes: Old ladies in the grocery store
LET. ME. AT. THEM.
Let’s stay indoors forever, shall we?
There is always a niggling voice in the back of my head, asking: “Is this worth it?”
Stop looking at your phone and do a puzzle instead
Here’s something to do with your hands instead of looking at your phone.
You don’t have to dress up your kids for camp and other parental ‘Learning Experiences’
Walk away from the Cowboy Hat …
Alone
All by myself….
Should you take your child to the ER with a 105 fever? Y / N?
What is more expensive than having a child? Taking said child to the ER, of course!
On anxiety
Anxiety is the thing with … no feathers.
Work notes on condolence cards
You, too, can look super profesh by writing on the back of various condolence cards!
The Tankini Files 