A story told in Gifs.
What is more expensive than having a child? Taking said child to the ER, of course!
There are many rules to being a parent. This is one of them.
Health and freedom?! Totally overrated (no they aren’t. They really, really definitely are not).
We are flying to Portland soon with the kids. So, Nat and I currently have our fingers crossed that the kids will get sick IMMEDIATELY. Because we’re overdue. And if they get sick now, they probably won’t get sick when we are there. This is the sick logic parents use; it’s very unhealthy. But this…
This essay also includes my secret shame. At least one of them.