What if we aren’t secret alcoholics but instead are awkward people, desperate to make a connection?
Diary, August 29: Do I have Lupus?
Answer: No, I do not have Lupus. At least I don’t think so. But I wonder sometimes when I’m hungover because [*deep breaths*] I can no longer drink.
When you take your baby to the liquor store
There is nothing more wholesome-looking than a sweet little baby being pushed around on top of 20 bottles of wine.